22 agosto 2006

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Os meus votos nos 2006 World Stupidity Awards (The motto of the World Stupidity Awards is: ?We?re all stupid. Some of us need to have it pointed out.?)

STUPIDEST MAN OF THE YEAR
1) Donald Thompson ? District Judge ? a.k.a. Oklahoma Penis Pump Judge.
He operated a powerful penis pump underneath his robes during at least three trials while court was in session (two of which were murder trials). Convicted June 29, 2006 on four counts of felony indecent exposure.

STUPIDEST STATEMENT OF THE YEAR
5) "My family and I are deeply sorry for all that Vice President Cheney and his family have had to go through this past week," Harry Whittington, after Dick Cheney shot him in the face. February 17, 2006

THE DUMBEST MOMENT OF THE YEAR
5) Protesters violently demonstrate against the Danish Mohammed cartoons

STUPIDITY AWARD FOR MAKING A STUPID SITUATION STUPIDER
1) Mel Gibson offering to urinate on the floor following his arrest for drunk driving.
4) The Bush Administration in Iraq

STUPIDEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR
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MEDIA OUTLET WHICH HAS BEST FURTHERED IGNORANCE
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STUPIDITY AWARD FOR RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT OF THE PLANET
2) The Government of Israel and Hezbollah (Shared)

STUPIDEST STATEMENT BY PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH
4) "Wow! Brazil is big." George W. Bush, after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva.

STUPIDEST TREND OF THE YEAR
4) Killing people for God

DISINFORMATION STUPIDITY AWARD FOR BEING MOST
OUT OF TOUCH WITH REALITY
3) US President George W. Bush
4) Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President of Iran

LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD FOR STUPIDITY
The Middle East